Straight out SoCal

Haha Oh Wow

Man, I'm sick, still sick. I'm coughing up fucked up green goobers through out the day. It's bad.

Is it the withdrawal symptoms of quitting or something? Is this my punishment for quitting? Now I know why winners aren't quitters =p

Another subject is I was at Home bar on Sunday night to celebrate Kevin and Sammy's bdays. Then BAM, while I was in the club some randie comes up to me and pulls the "OMG TIMBO400?"

Yes you, you anonymous reader. You have revealed that a complete stranger actually reads this blog! WOOT! Thank you (This is my shout out to you!) That made my night, along with grinding those 2 face fuckers. Twas too funny splitting them up. Ha! Stupid assholes.

Then brings me to my next subject, my fixie.

Oh gosh. Bad news. I threw out my frame (Not really, It's hanging on my wall ATM)

So yes, I guess I'm building a new fixie from scratch... fuck.

Also I'm looking for mutual advertising! I'll link you on my blog in exchange for you to do the same! Please ask me =]

And today was perpetual fail day. Can people stop failing?


Click on that facebook link and join the Samboy Chips competition! It's a ploy created by Jenny Ly for her to win $10,000.52 worth of Samboy Chips. Fuck yeh. I want 20 packets.

We're actually winning ATM!


Blogatory Blog

So yeh, since my last blog quite a bit has happened:

Christmas Eve which I forgot what happened
Christmas, which was pretty awesome (Consisted of eating, sleeping and eating, probably gained a few kilos)
And then Boxing day, which is when the Christmas miracle came into action.

I spent the day driving my mother and sister around Auburn to go Laptop shopping. Anyway, we ended up at DFO where I sat in the car for several hours only to lose my wallet. I didn't realise until I got home but I was pretty pissed for the rest of the day.. until a good Samaritan rang up my business card and is now sending back the wallet to me! Wow!

So who ever you are, thank you very much! Your kind act will not be forgotten!

So events out of the way, I've been reading a new book (My first book to be read this year)
I found 3 books I like at Canleyvale's Salvos store, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Stephen King's The Shining and a random Jerry Seinfield book. Turns out I like reading this book. I just need to force myself to read it more! I've done like 50 pages which is really poor :( but I can perservere!

I also got sick on Saturday for some reason, now for the last few days, I've had the seediest cough! Hocking green goobers and shit. It's whack.

So day time blog. I feel really plain. I'm sitting at my computer wearing nothing but undies =p

I feel quite naked though.

I need to take a photo bad. Of anything, but nothing is inspiring me. I need to go out to paint. That will help me out of this fail-mood.


Mein Kampf

Feels good man...

So much achieved today thanks to Chris babe.


Motivation has risen to level 21.
I have begun my "Quitting". So I will report the next time I suck on a fag. (For you Sarah =p)
I am not trading my camera for a Wii Jongman. Sorry.
I am going to make a stencil by Friday.
I quit BA (Unless it's a friendly game of TreeTag) until SungMinBokChoi comes back. (For you Sung)

I miss you all too much. Have fun in Korea! You have a new computer waiting for you when you come back =)


Will resist.

I will resist.

I will not.

I will.

I can.


Finished Part I.

I will update/edit this post throughout today (15/12/08)

I finished the front cover today as of 12:45PM AEDST.

Here it is:
*This image has only been re-sized and slightly sharpened.
Right Click and view image to see the image at a better resolution!

Some info: The unflattened PDF is 190MB :(, flattened though is 41MB.
The actual res is 2362x3071 (300 DPI) or in metric 260mmx200mm

Edit1: Starting to bring shit into AI! The rear is ugly! I know T__T

Asking for Critique asap! It's due tomorrow!

Right click and view it please!


At the beginning of the day:

As of 5 mins ago:

Feels like there's too much green, might change it to a red colour scheme. Need to add the cereal shit like "weight" "nutrition" etc etc and the rest of the other sides T___T


Crusader Crunch

WoW's new cereal. Coming Soon.


Man, blogging is becoming a nuisance cause I'm really bad at it.

Oh well, here is some updates.

I've been working on some new styles, trying to get my 3D on and some other styles.
"Cuttin' Cheese"

Crits & Comments would be good!

Well onto something on the real. Who the fuck is calling me?

For about the last 3 or so nights, some faggot has been pranking my phone at inappropriate hours. Is it because you're a douchebag or because you're a douchebag? I trust most users on BA to be sensible enough to not abuse my "nice-ness" on the fucking server, but I guess not anymore. You fucked it up whoever you are.

I guess maybe you have nothing to do at 2am in the morning. I guess you front being me and ring someone else? Maybe you should DIAF. Seriously. What the fuck. I came home at 1AM last night to go to a peaceful sleep only to be woken by a coward who can't even talk on the fucking phone. Stop breathing into the phone, stop calling me you sick fuck stalker.

Anyway, with that off my chest, I have some other things to announce.

I have lost my Mini SD card for my DS :( It was time to search for a bigger SD card anyway. 1GB sucked the balls considering half of all the good DS games were like 128MB T___T.

Also I have lost my *ring*. SHH Iantha, DW I will make it up to you. It's either under the harbour bridge (I took it off to spray paint something) OR I lost it at home. Either way I can't find it :(

Good news: I got an interview at Greater Union in Parramatta. So hopefully that's baller and I can watch movies and shit. Woot!

Money for timbo to burn.

Peace out. /timbo400.

Brutal. Too Brutal.

Mixed emotions, chills running down my spine.

I normally blog late at night. But what I just witnessed. Is the worst shit you can ever see in your life.

Most of us have experienced the internet phenomena of shock sites/videos/images, they range from goatse to videos of beheadings, and as an avid watching of such fucked up shit.. I have experienced the worst of them all.

What is it? Imagine this...

The brutal beating of an innocent man.. captured on tape.
The brutal murdering of an innocent man.. captured on tape.
This man, groaning from the pain and anguish caused by some sick fucks.
The feeling of a screw driver piercing your flesh, your orifices..

It's painful just reading it.. but I watched it. I mean Hollywood can get as fucking gory and realistic as it wants with all that computer bullshit. In the end, you know it's fucking fake. You know that no one died even if it's based on a true story, in the end it's just a recount of what really happened. But this? This is what happened. This is if you were there. The sounds, the emotions. Fuck it's gross.

I could blab on about myself but what about the perpretrators? Arrested last year, they killed 21 people within a month apparently. And they're only 20 years old. I'm not going to blame anyone but I'm going to ask.. "WTF?" How the fuck does one become sick enough to watch another man brutally killed. And FUCKING LAUGH WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT. Fuck I had enough trouble chasing and batting down bats and lizards when I was a small kid, at the end of the day I'd feel so fucking guilty I'd make sure I don't jerk off and preserve those little bits of God's essence to make sure if he's watching I didn't waste anymore lives that day.

That being said.. Here's a compilation of a ranking of the worst things I've seen online in my life.

- Meatspin, Lemonparty, Tubgirl, 2girls1cup etc etc: I laffed, this shit is funny.
- Tranny/Scat/Beastiality porn: I laffed and I fapped.
- Penis removal Images: First proper gore. Scarred but not detered. Images don't phase me.
- Pain Olympics/Rotten etc etc: I felt a bit guilty but wasn't that bad.
- IraQ Beheading: First time I felt really sick in my life. 7/10 on the sickness scale.
- Russian Neo Nazi Beheading: I felt really fucking bad, so bad I could feel the dudes pain. I watched it all though. 9/10
- Ukraine Senseless Murder Video: 10/10. It's so retarded I put it on pause and skipped through it I could feel his pain.

No, I don't find pleasure watching these videos. It's more of curiousity. I don't find that sadistic shit cool or funny. At the end of the day I have this running through my head: "Curiousity killed the cat"

Ironically the Ukraine dudes performed their sick killings on cats before moving onto humans. Just some trivia for all you guys.

So how curious are YOU? Are you curious enough to watch the video? I warn you though, it's R18+ due to retardedly fucked up gore/real life murder etc etc.


If you cannot handle that, here is the new story about the killings: Watch Me
News Info: Click Me for info.

On the lighter side of things:
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