16 things I l___ about me

The following post is from "Facebook Notes"...

Amirite? I've never seen notes -.-

Anyway, to start it off, <3>

Quote: "Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you."

Before I start, I'm really shit at thinking of so called facts... so fuck you.

1. Everyone knows I have a thing with faecal matter. That's right, you heard me right. Faecal matter. Ever since I was a young kid I have some kind of weird "bump" in with "shit" Maybe it happens to everyone except they don't talk about it, or maybe it's just me. I can't type the stories though, they need acting out to fully appreciate them.

2. Ever since Maccas was alive, I'd do weird stuff to the burgers or make weird shit. Everyone does the fries in the burger or the fries in the sundae but people flipped out when I put the sundae inside the big-mac/mc chicken/filet-o-fish etc etc. What's so wrong with that? Fuck you haters!

3. I also have a thing for vomiting. In ANY situation. If you see me laughing to myself, it's me thinking about vomiting right there on the spot. The amount of awkward situations that I break the ice to myself.

4. Enough "sick timbo" shit. Here's something that will answer the questions of most people. 400? Well, my first email was timbo4000@yahoo.com (cause some faggot stole timbo, so I used the random name generator which spat out 4000) After that, I use to play Diablo I and Starcraft with the Alias "timbo4000" but one day I forgot my password and was forced to create another account on Yahoo.. so obviously timbo400 was created. Ever since then it was timbo400.

5. Then there would be the random questions people would ask (Or I would ask in School) Like "Would you rather eat a cup of eye crusties or eat a table spoon of cock cheese" etc etc. I'd usually go for the crusties (Cause I hate cottage cheese) but for those that may ask me mermaid or fishtopslut? I'd pick fishtopslut. Sorry kids. Fish lips, Ass, Snatch, wut else?

6. (Oh god, I'm running out of shit to type LOL, flipping back to Bao Kim's one xD) I try too hard to push away my traditions yet they always come back out. I thought I was a banana but I guess I'm not. It's in the blood? It's in the genes? Whatever. Sure, I failed maths and I have some fucked up other POVs but in the end I'm really fucking Asian. LOL.

7. I have a OCD of saying "LOL" or "wtf" It's totally uncool if you say on the street and TOTALLY fucking uncool if you say it on the street next to someone who doesn't or barely knows the lingo. It's like:
Me: "Lol"
Dude: "Did you just say "lol"?"
Me: *AWKWARD*
/ninja smoke bombs away

8. I'm a fast eater. No I don't know why. I just eat too fast and it's bad. Everytime I'm out I end up finishing first and sitting there. Fuck yes it's a bad habit, even if I try to eat slow I still eat fast. God, please help me.

9. When I was a young kid I'd imagine mecha shit. Like robots and shit, I'd think up scenarios and stories that would seem to be found in hollywood minus the bullshit. I'd make sound effects and be totally in my own world. The characters had no faces but I knew what they looked like and they all had voices. I'd sit on the toilet or stare outside the window for hours thinking of the shit happening whilst making stupid sound effects. And to this day... I still do it.

10. I hate clowns. IT. But I hate porcelain dolls more. I FUCKING HATE THEM. Chuckie amirite?

11. More things I hate. I can't watch scary movies. If I do... I'd watch it with the sound off, cause everyone knows shit ain't scary unless it has the soundtrack... (Yeh, fuck you, I'm a pussy ok? T__T)

12. I shaved my head yesterday. The hottest day possible to shave your head. And today the weather is REALLY effing cold. Retardedly cold. WAY 2 SPOIL IT.

13. I have a not-so secret affection for Brad Pitt/Jude Law/Asian Brad Pitt but really, I'd rather do Edward Norton. HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

14. Everytime someone asks me "what music do you listen to" I reply "You've never heard of it" or some shit. Then they go "OH RLY?" I'm like.. "YES RLY" then I say some random artist I really like and cherish.. they're always like *awkward silence* and bring up some faggot random artist like "ooo.. I don't know that guy... but have you heard of 50 cent?" (OH RLY? Fucking idiot)

15. Second last fact: I've even eaten a malteaser*.

16. I'm dyslexic. Suoiresly I am. Either that or I stutter too much. That's it. My last fact is if you ever meet me, I have a subtle (Imo) stutter. I never knew until recently. (Picks up other retards np)


THE END
*From a dog's ass

Hot Shit

My god, it's like 30 degrees and it's only 10:30pm? What the fuck. How much hotter?

Anyway I'm back from camp. Forster to be exact. I have Sunburns to tell the story.

I didn't bring my camera though, which I regret. I would've been wicked (Ali G accent)

I've come to conclusion though, that I'm totally fucking jaded with /BA/ I mean; Fuck it.

I've also kept a retarded long time of being unemployed. Fuck me dead, it's really shitting me when you can't get a job from the most retarded of places. Like it's fucking embarrassing. Enough of my fail rants though.

So lets switch back to square one. First, Happy Late New Year. I totally didn't say it.

Number 2. Melbourne in 10 days. Wut2Do? I don't really know what to do this time. I can be fucked with proddy. I guess it's just dinner with folks and shit numsayin? Also fyi. Those people who think I'm going out with Sarah. :Sigh: It's a facebook thing.

Number 3. My back is sweating like a slut/It burns like someone cheese grated it. I wanted to exercise today. Sun/Burns = no no. Gotdamnit.

I'm tired. CBF with this blog atm.







photos courtesy of Humga

/timbo400

Straight out SoCal

Haha Oh Wow

Man, I'm sick, still sick. I'm coughing up fucked up green goobers through out the day. It's bad.

Is it the withdrawal symptoms of quitting or something? Is this my punishment for quitting? Now I know why winners aren't quitters =p

Another subject is I was at Home bar on Sunday night to celebrate Kevin and Sammy's bdays. Then BAM, while I was in the club some randie comes up to me and pulls the "OMG TIMBO400?"

Yes you, you anonymous reader. You have revealed that a complete stranger actually reads this blog! WOOT! Thank you (This is my shout out to you!) That made my night, along with grinding those 2 face fuckers. Twas too funny splitting them up. Ha! Stupid assholes.

Then brings me to my next subject, my fixie.

Oh gosh. Bad news. I threw out my frame (Not really, It's hanging on my wall ATM)

So yes, I guess I'm building a new fixie from scratch... fuck.

Also I'm looking for mutual advertising! I'll link you on my blog in exchange for you to do the same! Please ask me =]

And today was perpetual fail day. Can people stop failing?

Edit: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=52057776063

Click on that facebook link and join the Samboy Chips competition! It's a ploy created by Jenny Ly for her to win $10,000.52 worth of Samboy Chips. Fuck yeh. I want 20 packets.

We're actually winning ATM!

/timbo400

Blogatory Blog

So yeh, since my last blog quite a bit has happened:

Christmas Eve which I forgot what happened
Christmas, which was pretty awesome (Consisted of eating, sleeping and eating, probably gained a few kilos)
And then Boxing day, which is when the Christmas miracle came into action.

I spent the day driving my mother and sister around Auburn to go Laptop shopping. Anyway, we ended up at DFO where I sat in the car for several hours only to lose my wallet. I didn't realise until I got home but I was pretty pissed for the rest of the day.. until a good Samaritan rang up my business card and is now sending back the wallet to me! Wow!

So who ever you are, thank you very much! Your kind act will not be forgotten!

So events out of the way, I've been reading a new book (My first book to be read this year)
I found 3 books I like at Canleyvale's Salvos store, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Stephen King's The Shining and a random Jerry Seinfield book. Turns out I like reading this book. I just need to force myself to read it more! I've done like 50 pages which is really poor :( but I can perservere!

I also got sick on Saturday for some reason, now for the last few days, I've had the seediest cough! Hocking green goobers and shit. It's whack.

So day time blog. I feel really plain. I'm sitting at my computer wearing nothing but undies =p

I feel quite naked though.

I need to take a photo bad. Of anything, but nothing is inspiring me. I need to go out to paint. That will help me out of this fail-mood.

/timbo400